Its Official!! Baseball Players Are Wusses!!

Me and my friends always sit back at times and laugh about baseball players and how they always need a day off. A day off from what? Is jogging out to the field every 15 minutes and then picking up a bat every 45 minutes really work? Lets not forget the tireless sunflower seeds and bubble gum in the dugout. Whew. Tough work buddy. But it gets better, the freak injuries that these guys get every so often is amazing! Like Sammy Sosa sneezing soo hard that he threw out his back. He wasnt the only one. How bout Marty Cordova then of the Baltimore Orioles missing a game due to his face being burned from the tanning bed, i kid you not folks. Wade Boggs taking off his cowboy boots, slipping and jamming his back against the couch. Padre pitcher Adam Eaton stabbed himself in the stomach with a small knife while trying to take off the shrink wrap off a DVD. Former Florida Marlin Brett Barberie, yes the former husband of Jillian Barberie, was making Nachos before a game and cutting some chili peppers, later on his eyes were burning when he put on his contacts. Turns out he didnt wash his hands thoroughly. OUCH!! He had to miss the game. In the late 60s Jose Cardenal missed a game due to crickets! Yes crickets, because he said they didnt allow him to get any sleep so he arrived at the ballpark exhausted and missed the game. Recently, Brandon Inge of the Detroit Tigers strained an oblique muscle while moving a pillow for his three year old. He was placed on the disabled list. I swear if you didnt know me any better you would think im making this up. But believe me its true and theres plenty more. So i guess well never confuse Baseball Players for MMA fighters any time soon.